Dick and Harry tumble down an air shaft, prompting a televised search and rescue led by an eccentric Scot. Angus 'The Hole' McDuff devises a plan to build a second hole in order to access the one Dick and Harry are stuck in; however he becomes highly offended when Sally belittles his idea. Tommy uses the interest people have for the drama to make some money.

Dick finds out what sick days are and what one can use them for. Harry, Sally and Tommy listen to cellphone conversations on Don's scanner.