Mary makes a documentary about Dick and the rest of the Solomon family. However, the Solomons are worried they might be exposed as aliens and, during the filming, they almost are. In trying to cover up the secret they're aliens, they make up other secrets: Sally's a lesbian, Tommy wets his bed and Harry is an alcoholic.

When Dick finds out Mary has been seeing a therapist, he starts seeing the same one in a effort to find out what Mary has been saying about him. Sally is concerned she has a stalker. Meanwhile Tommy makes a big mistake while preparing for his first night with Alissa.