When Edina starts having nightmares about becoming a grandmother, she and Patsy decide to focus instead on their celebrity book club. Saffy invites John, the father of her child, over to the house in an attempt to tell him the big news.

Edina and Patsy take up rural pursuits in an attempt to infiltrate the gentry but, to their distress, discover that money can't buy everything. Back at home, Saffy throws a baby shower with friends Emma Bunton and Sarah. Sarah develops an unhealthy obsession towards Emma.