Prock, Muscleman, and Perfect Man go to get a secret blackmail file that could stop Mr. Awesome's candidacy, and Perfect Man has flashbacks to a childhood he never knew. Meanwhile, Frantic's boyfriend dumps him and the Gay Mafia tries to recruit the speedster to poison the city's water supply.

Prock tries to put together the perfect plan to stop his father, who has been elected President and plans to sell humanity into alien slavery.