The night before the birth of his first child, Steve Taylor is visited by an old friend. Or possibly an old maths teacher.

Is it possible that Oliver is getting somewhere with Jane? But how can you win the heart of a good woman when your living room has lost the battle with nudity?

At an antenatal class, Steve is haunted by the ghosts of spanking lesbians past, whilst Sally is troubled by a string quartet.

Can Patrick find his way home from the enchanted glade of his one true love and get a decent night's sleep?

Susan is worried she's turning into an emotional tent and Steve is being executed on a nightly basis - by a foetus.

Susan is pregnant, Patrick and Sally are discussing relationships, and Jane has a blind date.