Joe, Sal, Murr and Q show who's the boss while working the counter at a fast food joint, and then whisper sweet nothings to grocery store customers, looking for a little something in return. Then, tonight's big loser assists a cow in labor, and nearly winds up buying the farm.

The guys are on the prowl for partners in crime at a supermarket, and then throw caution to the wind as helpless romantics in the park. Later, tonight's big loser adds some pep to an arena football game, treating the crowd to a wardrobe malfunction they'll never forget.