Sal, Joe, Murr and Q try to hold it together as receptionists checking in some strange characters. Later, they offer up odd rewards to helpful strangers, and the big loser gets the stuffing squished out of him at the mall.

Joe, Murr, Q and Sal have fast fingers at a focus group and leave no cereal box unturned at the grocery store. Then, tonight's big loser opens a can of something fierce at a local donation center.