Q, Joe, Sal and Murr rat each other out at a pizza place and get into textual relationships with strangers at the mall. Then, the big loser twerks hard for the money at an impromptu bikini car wash.

The Jokers act fast and furiously as employees at a theme park and go postal on model citizens who don't realize they're part of the picture. Then, tonight's big loser tumbles and falls after antagonizing a room full of Guy Fieri fans.