Q, Joe, Murr, and Sal find scandalous diary entries written by their "daughters", and then break up with significant others in front of baffled strangers. The loser finds himself in hot water and on shaky ground while waiting tables.

The guys pitch their whimsical TV show ideas to focus groups, then go to the park with their "daughters" who share unpopular opinions with strangers. The loser heads to the spa for an electrifying punishment two years in the making.