Joe, Murr, Q and Sal are at the massage parlor for much kneaded relaxation, and then ask strangers their opinions on questionable yearbook ads. Later, tonight's big loser has an awkward but fan-tastic time in the sun.

Q, Murr, Sal and Joe seek help from customers when escaping security at the grocery store, then tell bizarre tales to diners at a food court. Plus, the big loser is in consonant hell when he's left looking for a missing letter.