The first in a new seven-part series in which comedian Julian Clary holds court, presiding over the grievances of the public and acting as judge and jury. Held in check by his clerk (played by Frank Thornton from Are You Being Served?) Julian dispenses his own brand of justice to all concerned, including celebrity guest Lionel Blair.

The series in which comedian Julian Clary holds court, presiding over the grievances of the public and acting as judge and jury, with Frank Thornton as court clerk. This week, a 13-year-old puts her mother in the dock; the people of Stratford take umbrage over an ugly sculpture; and a tap-dance class accuse their teacher of attempted murder. The celebrity guest in the dock is chef Gary Rhodes.