It's the annual Indian restaurant five-a-side football tournament and the Magoons are representing The Spice. Alan the Chef - unpredictable at the best of times - has declared he won't play on a Sunday, so Nitin's gay friend Imran is roped in, much to Paul's dismay.

The Magoons are sent by Nitin's dad to collect samosas from a new supplier, Dolly Pathan. She's won dad over with her sweet potato and honey samosas and has encouraged him to sharpen up his corporate marketing tactics and invest in samosas embossed with the name and logo of The Spice.