Dean announces his epic memoir, featuring a foreword by the most deserving broker, and his son DJ arrives to manage Platinum while Dean is busy writing. Meanwhile, Glenn has gone emo after losing his partnership, Amir hopes to end a sales slump with a time-strapped potential buyer, and Baxter woos Celebrity Doula Morningstar by reenacting his own birth.

New Chelsea struggles with her tech detox, which unfortunately conflicts with Dean's social media needs. The Bros land guitarist client Zars St. Lars, but she won't stop talking about her one claim to fame. Amir tries to get a house approved by a bribing inspector.