Chelsea, Victoria and Baxter choke during a fire drill and must learn basic emergency protocol from Dean, and Amir needs college student Eric to pass a biology test so his dad will buy him a mansion. Andrew shows a house to chick-lit author Merry Capshaw, who insists on narrating her every thought.

Platinum is cursed by a haunted doll Sarabeth, who forms a bond with Victoria. Amir tries to breakdown the always positive DJ, who has important business with Dean. Meanwhile, Glenn reckons with Maximilian Blanc, an eccentric with a spooky estate and a pack of robbers target Glenn's open house.