Jake is devastated when his girlfriend Amanda moves out of their apartment to marry another man. But he doesn't get much sympathy from John, who is trying to quit smoking.

John gets frustrated when a childless couple who come to him for advice on getting pregnant misconstrue everything he says. Elsewhere, Chris flirts with a fire marshal to get out of a ticket, but Bob's attempt to charm a police officer who is about to write him up for jaywalking backfires.