Dilbert and his co-workers find an empty cubicle and start dumping their obsolete computer equipment into it. To keep the marketing department from claiming the cubicle, they hack into the human resources database and create a profile for a fake engineer named Todd. The plan backfires when Todd is named project leader and develops a messianic reputation.

Dilbert's pregnancy turns into a media circus as the various "parents" of his baby sue for custody, with pro wrestler Steve Austin presiding over the hearing.