Lauren likes classmate Alex, and Bill, against Judy's advice, interferes in the "romance". Lauren is humiliated. Judy gets tickets for all involved to see Blink 182 in concert. Inadvertently, Lauren gets even more humiliated, this time by her mother on the jumbotron.

Brian joins the high-school football team as a placekicker after some persuasion from Bill, who points out it's a surefire way to meet girls. Subsequently, the teen becomes friendly with a cheerleader (Karina Tregub), but Bill's displeased because she's helping Brian try out for the pep squad.