Bill is extremely excited to teach nearly 16-year-old Brian how to drive. So excited, in fact, that after their first lesson, Bill takes the money he and Judy have saved for a new family car and buys a used 1981 "party van." In other happenings, Judy decides to pass along some of her old threads from the '70s to Lauren, who keeps bugging her parents for money so that she can buy vintage clothing. Lauren: Renee Olstead.

Bill and Judy's elation over Brian and Lauren entering the workforce for the first time quickly turns into frustration when both the teens go out of the way to bond with their new bosses. Bill and Judy can't stand the sudden interest the kids are taking in things they've tried (and failed) for years to convince their offspring to enjoy, like Led Zeppelin and baking brownies.