Judy learns that Bill is secretly a great cook, but he tries to hide it so he won't have to make meals for the family.

Louise (Sally Struthers) is lonely with her boyfriend out of town, so she tries to coax Bill into spending some quality mother-son time together. Bill's left off the hook, though, after Judy unwittingly agrees to accompany Louise on a weeklong cruise. Waiter: Jonathan Williams. Betty: Lucy Lee Flippin.