A lesbian couple (Justine Bateman, Julia Campbell) move in next door to the Millers and become upset when their 16-year-old son's grades drop after he starts dating Lauren. Ed: Rodney Dangerfield. Chris: Sean Marquette.

Bill gets caught up in a fantasy card game in which players pretend to be wizards and warlocks after he learns that Brian is a champion player; Judy starts spending time with Fitz now that Linda is engaged and doesn't have much time for her.