Holly tries to impress a cute guy who's leading a protest against the alleged abuse of a parrot at a zoo with her passion for animal rights, but her fake zeal for the cause leads to an abduction of the bird. Meanwhile, Valerie attempts to play matchmaker for a woman who always eats alone at Jeff's restaurant.

Holly gets a job at a photocopy store and embarrasses herself when she tries to tell a co-worker that she's not interested in him. Meanwhile, Valerie gets to work closely with her boss on a big project, but she soon discovers that the woman has an unpleasant hygiene problem.