Foxxy and Captain Hero agree to pretend-date so Hero can be part of the Cool Kids crowd and return the favor to Foxxy by saving the world from a meteor; meanwhile, Ling-Ling gets mixed up with cockfighting and leads the chickens of Mexico in revolucion!

The housemates are still trapped in a compact parking space in the mall when Toot goes insane prompting the others to cannibalize Ling-Ling.  Meanwhile, Foxxy is kidnapped by the manager at Hot Topic, who reveals the truth behind his store's success.