A Terminator from the future shows up to ensure that Wooldoor's new children's show doesn't turn the whole world gay.  Meanwhile, Toot pines for the mythical "Weiner Mobile," which is supposed to give out free hot dogs to the worthy.

Captain Hero discovers that his inbred son is the "special" Giant attacking the city, and Princess Clara develops Munchhausen's by Proxy and alternately takes care of and keeps Wooldoor sick with drain cleaner and sledgehammers.