Chau's new girlfriend (Shannon Elizabeth) is a hazard to his health---she keeps getting him beaten up by strangers. Meanwhile, irresponsible dog-sitters Mike, Euan and Liz watch Status Quo's treasured canine.

Euan looks for a way out of the limelight when he gets trapped in a relationship with a roomie from MTV's "The Real World." Meanwhile, Mike gets a job on the set of an adult film; and Liz and Status Quo start hanging out together.