JP, Robb, and Mike receive their first-ever package from Germany and holy FUCK it's a doozy! PLUS: Mailbag regular Rudi chimes in, JP gets a book report assignment, and Robb gets a Valentine all the way from Bedford, Nova Scotia!

On this week's Mailbag: more crazy shit from Rudi, a fucking fancy hat for Pat, a bunch of decent custom jerseys, and a jar of mysterious green powder! What the fuck is it, and who's gonna try it?!