A man claiming to be Bubbles' long-lost father shows off his many talents, JP has a prescription from Dr. Ivana Feelgood, Robb gets a gift from a shark wrestler, and the boys all get their lips around Pat's tasty nuts! Also: NAKED LADIES!

Who wants Mike to call him 'mom'? How good is Mike in the sack? Who wants a mouthful of Mike's nuts? And why the FUCK is Mike getting all the mail today?!