Robb, JP, and Mike get a spicy package from an American army vet, they witness the effects of bong water on plants, and JP uses his sword to slice open a package of happy balls! PLUS: Learn about their photo shoot from absolute hell!

JP, Robb, and Mike receive their first-ever package from Germany and holy FUCK it's a doozy! PLUS: Mailbag regular Rudi chimes in, JP gets a book report assignment, and Robb gets a Valentine all the way from Bedford, Nova Scotia!