The code word for today is cantaloupe! Among the weird-ass items this week is a gift for JP's sex dungeon, alligator cat food for Mike, tubes of toothpaste what in the fuck?!? and a big, pink, STICKY surprise for JP...

The Boys love getting free shit, even fucking letters well sort of! Watch as Robb, Mike and JP aka Edward Sword Hands open fan mail from all over the world. Hope the Boys have lots of brown crayons because the cat holes are a winkin'! Plus: Mike gets some DECENT coasters... and who are the pink scissors for?!