Pat gets a bunch of gifts today, and he's not even fucking there! But the Boys don't leave the Bag empty handed - there's Iron Maiden goodies, the best chips ever, and a decent space shirt for Bubbles! Plus: Mike Smith, Stylophone virtuoso!

Pat joins Robb and Mike in the Bag! There's a bunch of wedding invites and free booze?!, a borntday package for Robb, and a fucking BBQ tragedy! Plus: Something is scrump-dilly in the state of Denmark...