Wedding bells for JP and Pat, a Conky phone for Mike, and burger shit for Randy... but where's the fucking FOOD??! Plus: They're big in Europe - Yogurt And The Shitrockers!

The Boys get a wee box o' treaties this week, all the way from bonny Scotland! There's also some early Xmas cheer, weird tighty whities, and a Mailbagger address mystery. Also: What's orange, furry, and makes the boys' birds go like *that*?!