Welcome to Hot Seat, the world's shallowest TV game show. Plus: how a 70s pop classic was really made; a very unusual xylophone player; and should you put your mobile phone on silent during a murder?

A teacher misunderstands the job, an actor searches for the perfect last words, and the late, great E M Forster pops up in the wrong century. Plus: an ambiguous fire drill. And who's the daddy?