Dylan and Golan adopt a diseased covered turtle in hopes of poisoning the whole town in the Oak Grove Chili Eat Out. Meanwhile, Carole is whooshed into the insurmountable highs and lows of modeling despite Alexis' cries of caution.

Golan attends Alexis' high school to get crowned King in the school dance. Meanwhile, Dylan worries that she is losing Golan to Alexis' world of popularity and parties.