When another bad gig is put down to Howard being past it, the boys use Naboo's magical amulet to transport themselves to the Fountain of Youth.

While marooned on a desert island, Howard sees an opportunity to nurture his poetry and Vince takes to making bamboo fashion lines. However, with no-one to talk to but each other and nothing to eat but rancid coconuts, they soon find themselves in the midst of a coco-nightmare.