Jiffy's fellow writers believe that Hank, the studio's aging maintenance man, has a gay crush on Jiffy. Sarah doesn't like that Chris has jumped on the bandwagon to give himself a fake assistant. Chelsea enacts a specific punishment for Brad for being late to meetings. Heather uses a black doll in a baby's car seat to be able to drive to work in the carpool lane.

Chelsea asks Jiffy to work on a project ghost writing a book for her new dog, Jack. Ben Gleib comes to the conclusion that Chelsea wants to have sex with Jiffy, despite she knowing that Jiffy is married.