Nash and Joe attempt to prevent a zealous INS agent from deporting a baseball star who is in the country illegally, and a shock jock from an assassin. Caitlin babysits her roommate's kids.

Nash is accidentally shot in the butt by Caitlin, leaving Rick Bettina in charge. Rick is duped by phony FBI agents attempting to swindle half a million in sting money. Cassidy is stalked by a violent classmate.