Dick Martin interrupts the start of the show to do his version of an introduction to Tim Conway. Tim enlists several members of the audience to join him in performing a Western-themed sketch; also, Tim suits up to test a hot tub. Barbara Mandrell, solo, sings "Darling".

David Copperfield tears up Tim's cue-card then magically puts it back together when they decide to use it. Mr. Tudball tries to eat a horrible diner breakfast. Helen Reddy sings "Take What You Find".