Frank is tired of being the sheriff of Lambert County, continually having to tell the kids to clean up the house. He then falls asleep and dreams of being the down-and-out sheriff that must save the town of Happy Valley from Black Bart.

Karen wears the tightest pants and the tallest boots but she still gets dumped by her boyfriend. She then decides to get collagen in her lips as well. Mark has a date with a hot girl but she is far too fast for him, so he panics and runs.