Dana and Rich sign up for a recycling contest, but Dana chooses another student to work with. They then become fierce competitors. It's Carol's birthday but Frank's gift of an emergency road safety kit doesn't go down well.

Carol's new salon is just about to open and one of her first customers is Hilary Clinton, who wants Jean-Luc to cut her hair. None of Al's boyfriends are good enough for Frank so he decides to choose a boyfriend for her.