Danny gets teased after being hit by a pitch, so the Cannon trains the Angles like a military unit to toughen them up and help his grandson redeem himself in a paintball game. Meanwhile, Terry and Lulu plan a birthday party together, which provides a unique test for their friendship.

Terry's Christmas plans for a family celebration are spoiled by the Cannon, who would rather spend the holiday with his old war buddies. Meanwhile, Danny and the Angles deliver a present to Terry in the form of their first win.