An irate Wal-Mart shopper won't listen and goes home with the taser special. An incoherent ex-Marine struggles to explain why he decked a man. A routine traffic stop yields a truckload of dogs and an undressing maniac.

An officer wrestles a squirrely meth user who thinks he's the Incredible Hulk. Cops catch a drug-carrying sprinter when he runs out of gas. A belligerent suspect doesn't take kindly to having his socks removed.