Officers attempt to make sense of a store transaction turned wrestling match. An intoxicated woman calls the cops when her boyfriend tries to flush her dead husband's ashes. A shirtless man with a nasty attitude defies officers.

An irate Wal-Mart shopper won't listen and goes home with the taser special. An incoherent ex-Marine struggles to explain why he decked a man. A routine traffic stop yields a truckload of dogs and an undressing maniac.