Kirill's insane lifestyle is starting to anger his girlfriend Lauren. Markus gets an opportunity to move beyond the velvet rope and into the world of stand-up. The Fat Jew tests his intern to see if he's up to the task. And we meet Va$htie a lovely and talented DJ who is trying to make a name for herself in the most competitive of cities.

Josh takes his best friend out for a night of weird, including a voodoo ceremony in Canarsie. Plus, it's Kirill and Lauren's anniversary - and nothing says love better than stripper poles and a guy named The Punisher. Va$htie debuts her line of clothes and deals with the re-appearance of an ex-boyfriend. And Samantha breaks her rule of never dating a client.