Caught up in a complicated web of romantic deceit, Alice's week ends with an unfortunate brush with the Metropolitan Police anti-terrorism unit. Meanwhile, Cleo stumbles upon a thrilling new prospect at the local rubbish tip, where exciting games of dominance and submission are the order of the day.

Ever determined to assist Alice in her quest for true love, Cleo and Milly have decided to health-screen every available man in the store by checking through their confidential prescription records at the store's pharmacy. Meanwhile, Alice's hands are full with a new addition to the sales team, the likeable but wayward Antonia.