Even on a Mediterranean island there are worries. But it isnt heatstroke or sharks or squid poisoning or the cost of aubergines that worries Peter. It's whether Tottenham Hotspur beat Liverpool - and how he can find out.

It seemed like a good idea when Peter and Helen decided to make a tape of their life on the island to send to their friends in Winch-more Hill. But it could be awkward for them if the Halliday Tapes fell into the wrong hands.