Ned, Moze and Cookie start off the school year by trying to cross off items on their new semester to-do lists. One of Ned's top goals is to kiss Suzie Crabgrass, but she already has a beau: bully Loomer. Later, the kids try to determine what elective to take for an easy A grade. While Cookie has his heart set on Mr. Monroe's Life Science Extreme, Ned is convinced that cooking is going to be as easy as pie.