When Sgt. Agony (Keegan-Michael Key) discovers that Cooch is illiterate, the League of Freedom bands together to help her study for her GED. American Ranger embarks on a road trip in search of the American dream and Jewbot yearns to be an inspirational influence.

Black Saturn gets into the dating scene after a cat burglar breaks his heart and Rex, Ranger, and Brad try a sadistic new workout regimen with personal trainer Johnny Rabdo. Meanwhile Lex tries to get on Cooch's good side as Jewbot struggles with gender identity.