More characters join the regulars this week - including Johnny Gosling, the nice artist who hides a dark secret, and Mister Kipling, who reminisces about his glorious schooldays, when random violence and premature death were all part of the curriculum. Plus Competitive Dad helps out at a school play and Inspector Monkfish goes undercover in his own inimitable way.

This episode sees the return of Bob Fleming and his chums, enjoying a traditional English drinking pursuit. 

Jazz Club challenges the very not notion of music itself and Arthur Atkinson stars in the smash hit seventies sex-comedy film 'Confessions of a Door-to-Door Cucumber Salesman'. 

Meanwhile, on the bleak Yorkshire Moors, a lonely hiker makes the fatal mistake of stopping to ask for water.