Chip Cobb, the deaf stuntman, goes out in a blaze of glory, while Ron Manager is confused by the concept of a female sports anchor person and the Posh Cockneys visit a northern pub. Roger the middle-class football fan attempts to explain the off-side rule and Channel 9's exotic cookery programme tastes the delights of English cuisine. Plus a girl that men can't hear.

Special one off comedy based on the antics of the two Fast Show characters. The future looks bleak when Ralph learns that he must find a wife in order to keep his country estate.