Eileen faces her book club for the first time after her family's "outing," but things take a surprising turn when instead of shunning her the ladies begin opening up - way too much - about their own problems. Kenny's first trip to the "gayborhood" coffee shop is everything he'd hoped for, until Pat tags along with him to a gay dodge ball match.

When Jimmy is unexpectedly named Faith Leader for the weekend at the Catholic Youth Retreat, a jealous Kenny decides to take on his older brother's role as ring leader of the bad kids. Home alone without the kids, Pat invites a new lady friend over, and Eileen can't help but enlist Jodi to spy on them, with surprising results.