Delia is convinced boys on earth are too ordinary for her and creates a strange device, partly developed by NASA, to communicate with outer space and attract an extraterrestrial boyfriend. Meanwhile, Logan finds himself in an even weirder relationship when he discovers his new girlfriend Danica is the vice principal's daughter.

When Lindy and Logan accidentally destroy their father's football signed by NFL Hall of Famer Dick Butkus, they go on a mission to track down the Chicago football legend and have him sign a new ball.